thatsthat24:

gymleaderkyle:

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

but do they got kik tho

Can we trade police forces?

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Title: Nick really loves that Paramore song 784 plays

magog83:

This was a request from @annemaris and @aurora_84 but after they trawled through endless show pages to find the dates I think it’s more of a collaboration <3

One radio DJ’s love affair with a little known Paramore song called ‘Still Into You’ ;)  Clips roughly in date order from 25th April 2013 to September 2014.

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i wanna be in school again. i forgot what i used to do in the gaps i had between classes. i’m looking at my old schedules and i want to do it all over again

Men, I would like to give this opportunity to extend your formal invitation. Gender equality is your issue, too. To date, I’ve seen my father’s role as a parent being valued less by society. I’ve seen young men suffering from illness, unable to ask for help for fear it will make them less of a man. I’ve seen men fragile and insecure by what constitutes male success. Men don’t have the benefits of equality, either. We don’t want to talk about men being imprisoned by gender stereotypes but I can see that they are. When they are free, things will change for women as a natural consequence. If men don’t have to be aggressive, women won’t be compelled to be submissive. If men don’t need to control, women won’t have to be controlled. Both men and women should feel free to be strong. It is time that we all see gender as a spectrum instead of two sets of opposing ideals. We should stop defining each other by what we are not and start defining ourselves by who we are. We can all be freer and this is what HeForShe is about. It’s about freedom. I want men to take up this mantle so their daughters, sisters and mothers can be free from prejudice but also so their sons have permission to be vulnerable and human, too and in doing so, be a more true and complete version of themselves - Emma Watson for HeForShe UN campaign

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missyserendipity:

Wonky golden trio

Anonymous asked: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

buttonpoetry:

Sean Patrick Mulroy - “Who We Are (After Ke$ha)”

"Tonight, we live to devastate our haters."

Performing for Boston at the 2014 National Poetry Slam. Subscribe to Button on YouTube!

shakespearesiphone:

yep that’s exactly how it went

I’m a piece of shit

"Romeo And Juliet" Act I scene I

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#Hamlet  

Anonymous asked: HEY what are yr thoughts on claudius and hamlet sr.'s relationship or rather their /complete lack thereof/

swanjolras:

i K R it’s SO FUCKIN WEIRD

i mean i think it’s like 75% a problem of various productions— i don’t think any productions really address the fact that, y’know, claudius and king hamlet were brothers (except the lion king, which does it, uh, fairly well)

but even claudius is all, like

But you must know, your father lost a father,
That father lost, lost his, and the survivor bound
In filial obligation for some term
To do obsequious sorrow; but to persevere
In obstinate condolement is a course
Of impious stubbornness; ‘tis unmanly grief;

when he could absolutely say, like, “yeah! i also lost a family member! and y’know hamlet i have done my crying and now i am bangin’ your mom like a Real Man”

except um hopefully he would say it in a more poetic way.

it’s funny, bc the only one who really talks about any of hamlet sr.’s relationships with anybody is hamlet. i can’t do the verification rn, but i’m pretty sure hamlet is the only one who ever really talks about his father beyond a line or two— which is the whole idea, right?

claudius and gertrude’s non-mourning isn’t just a refusal to be sad, it’s a refusal to acknowledge hamlet sr.’s existence. hamlet’s not just isolated bc he’s grieving, he’s isolated bc there’s an entire part of his life and self that’s vanished into thin air, and no one will acknowledge that it was even there.

the play-within-a-play isn’t just “oh is claudius guilty or not” for hamlet, it’s a way for him to say my father was real, his marriage was real, he lived, he died, look! it happened!, it’s a way for hamlet to revive him and just for a few minutes live in a world where he’s alive again

and then, y’know, he dies. even in fiction within fiction he dies. even stories can’t keep him alive, because words are useless and language is useless, and the story ends and all hamlet has is ghosts and imagination, because not until in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain is hamlet capable of understanding that keeping people from dying is not the point of stories.

so i guess there’s your answer, anon. claudius doesn’t seem to have a relationship with hamlet sr. because to claudius, hamlet sr. isn’t real. not until he’s forced to be.

#Hamlet  

madithefreckled:

gettin’ into that time of year where all I want to draw is Halloween stuff but really don’t have all that much time to dedicate to Halloween stuff

and by Halloween stuff I mean drawing quick character designs that turn in to Harry Potter fanart which someone insisted I post so here you are

sorry for all the inactivity I’m just working on schoolwork mainly uvu;;

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ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

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#duhhh  #centaurs  

batcii:

Anonymous said: u should totally draw some poc!hermione bein cute man. like readin in her books or tryin 2 tame her wild hair or having to put up with ron and harry.

hermione bein cute and multitasking while she gets dressed or s/t woo

i woke up super early this morning cause i had a headache and went to bed really early last night. then in the morning i read this autostraddle article about the sims and well. long story short i’ve been watching sims 4 playthroughs all day

#personal